The week's news, translated from bullshit to plain English, plus one honest housing take from a working NY broker. Every Sunday.
Aug 9, 2026
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6 min read
The economy lost jobs, the Senate confirmed Trump's defense lawyer as attorney general at 4:31 in the morning, and Rand Paul hand-delivered Fauci to him.
Aug 2, 2026
The president started selling early access to his own posts, Fauci took the Fifth over a hundred times, and a reader told me about her Uncle Kevin.
Jul 26, 2026
4 min read
The tariffs came back wearing a disguise, Congress speedruns another shutdown, and what it's all doing to the price of a house.
Jul 24, 2026
1 min read
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